Round 5

Judge: deced

 

4.0 deced VALID Each FR poses a question dryly and answers the previous valid FR's question (if any) amusingly.

 

What is the mean frequency of light in the universe?

 

4.1 theevilfridge VALID Pi. The universe needs more coincidences.

 

What is the difference between 0.999... recurring and 1?

 

4.2 themink VALID 1 is easier on your wrist when doing long division.

 

This Fantasy Rule, and all that follow, mention exactly one type of rodent, like the mouse.

 

What is your opinion of the coupling vs. cohesion tradeoff in software development?

 

4.3 theevilfridge VALID Guinea pigs prefer coupling.

 

This Fantasy Rule, and all that follow, mention at least one dairy product, such as cheese.

 

Who would you prefer, Obama or Clinton for Democrat representative at the next US Presidential election?

 

4.4 cloverkitty VALID Even nutria prefer Obama's smooth mascarpone to Clinton's sharp cheddar.

 

This fantasy rule and subsequent fantasy rules contain words or concepts that are seemingly incompatible.

 

What type of weapon is best when babysitting small children?

 

4.5 theevilfridge VALID Samurai swords smeared in yoghurt - what better way of alievieting small children's boredom than to let them loose on a chipmunk with the aforementioned weapons?

 

This Fantasy Rule, and all that follow, must not repeat any word.

 

As chief writer for Doctor Who Series 5, why has Steven Moffat decided upon never writing again?

 

4.6 deced VALID As head writer, he actually composes scripts - often sipping at pints (usually milk) - from his cerebrum directly onto film.

 

Rats evolved. Each FR, henceforth, contradicts literal readings of biblical scriptures (Authorized King James Version).

 

Why is the assertion 'Renowned atheist Richard Dawkins would make a good Christian' incorrect?

 

4.7 themink VALID Because Dawkins despiseth Omnipotent Great Voles, who according to Christianity did grant Man dominion over Earth, especially Sour Cream. Nevertheless, he will likely become Pope.

 

This and subsequent FRs include the actual number of words in that FR expressed by one Roman numeral (which doesn’t count as a word).

 

LV

 

Why are such numerals still used?

 

4.8 cloverkitty VALID The Book of Numbers recommends Roman numeral usage for preventing parmesan fattened capybara plagues from building mosques.

 

FRs after this one include a Tom Robbins reference.

 

XXXI

 

Whatever happened to safety first?

 

 

Winner: cloverkitty